When i was like 8-9 my moms friend gave me a bicycle, later a went on a cliff beside my house to try it out i was going down as fast as i could and started to hit the brakes THE BRAKES DIDNT WORK AT ALL AND I FLEW, STUMBLED DOWN THE CLIFF AND THE BICYCLE FELL ON TOP OF ME

I WENT TO MY MOM ALL FUCKED UP AND TOLD HER WHAT HAPPENED AND SHE PUNISHED ME FOR GOING DOWN THE HILL

WHO THE FUCKS GIVES A KID A BIKE WITH NO BRAKES!?!?